The Punisher (Dolph Lundgren edition)
Shake the dust off that laserdisc, pour a glass of beer in your Howard the Duck commemorative mug, and watch the body count stack up. The year was Continue Reading
CategoryTv & Movies
Stuff you watch with your eyeballs
Dirty, Sexy, Bloody Pom Poms
Whether you watch 80’s horror flicks for the T&A, the camp factor, or Leif Garrett, this film has you covered. One of the joys of Continue Reading
Sin City: A Dame Worth Waiting For?
Is nine years too long to wait for a sequel? 2005 seems like an eternity ago. George Bush was into his second term as president. Continue Reading
Blindness is Intense and Brilliant
Few movies demand to be described as lyrical as this one does… Several months ago while going through a box of books I found a Continue Reading
The Earth Dies Screaming: Zombies, Robots, and Fear
Not to be confused with the band, the Tom Waits song, the UB40 song, or the Atari 2600 game of the same name. The concept Continue Reading
Guardians of the Galaxy: You need to go see it!
Yes, i’m a comic book movie fan girl, and everything I say here should be taken with a gran of salt, but believe me when Continue Reading
Mixed Signals
Too many plot holes and other issues plague this recent indie film. Like everyone, I have my go-to websites when searching for information about movies, Continue Reading
12 Little Monkeys, Sitting in a Tree
This column has only been running for two months; is it too early to need to “take it back to its roots”? Whatever; here’s a Continue Reading
Sailor Moon Crystal Act 1 – Roses, Sparkles & Awesome
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon is not the first anime I ever saw (I think that honor goes to Project Ako) but it is the anime Continue Reading
Push: the Movie of Verbs
Pushers, Movers, Watchers, Sniffs; ignore the less-than-stellar Rotten Tomatoes scores and settle in for an original sci-fi flick. A few weeks back I reviewed a Continue Reading
Orphan Black: An Army of Me
And now, a Zen koan: does a television series pass the Bechdel test when 90 percent of the female characters are played by the same Continue Reading
Lost Girl: Sal-fae-cious
This post will feature many gratuitous images with saucy captions, just because. “The way they pick TV shows is, they make one show. That show’s Continue Reading
Jumper Doesn’t Make Me Jump for Joy
Today, we check in on Hayden Christensen’s career to see if he’s learned how to act. Spoiler alert: Not yet. Star Wars Episode I: The Continue Reading
Game of Thrones – The Children
This season began with Tywin Lannister, at the height of his powers, melting down the family sword of his enemy. It was easy to imagine, Continue Reading
Gamer Plays it Well
Not just another action movie, Gamer puts a mirror up to society and asks just what the hell is wrong with us. Science-fiction movies have Continue Reading
Review – Edge of Tomorrow
I’ll admit that I was sold on Edge of Tomorrow when I was asked by a friend if I wanted to go see the Tom Continue Reading
Game of Thrones – The Watchers On the Wall
The final moments of last week’s Game of Thrones were as bleak and nihilistic as they get, reminding us in no uncertain terms that Westeros Continue Reading
Edgar Wright vs. Someone Else’s Intellectual Property
With Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Edgar Wright transformed a hard-sell comic book into a magical moviegoing experience. Too bad he won’t get to do the same Continue Reading
Game of Thrones – The Mountain and the Viper
The task of adapting A Song of Ice and Fire to the small screen brought cast and crew any number of challenges, most of which Continue Reading
Fantastic Four: Fall of a Franchise Opportunity
It’s hard to judge 2007’s Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer on its own merits. All too often comic-book movies get lumped together and compared against Continue Reading
Way Too Late Reviews: Ender’s Game
I expected to hate Ender’s Game. While I have fond memories of tearing through the book in a single day back in ninth grade, I’d Continue Reading