Suicide Squad: At least it wasn’t as bad as BvS?
At the time I’m writing this, it’s been about an hour since I walked out of the theater after watching Suicide Squad. On a scale Continue Reading
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Stuff you watch with your eyeballs
Ghostbusters and the Rules of Reboots
Many people have already made up their minds about whether or not to see Ghostbusters, so I’ll spare you the traditional review. Rotten Tomatoes is awash Continue Reading
The Punisher (Jon Bernthal Edition)
Today, in what I never expected to become the latest in a series of posts that started with Dolph Lundgren and continue with Thomas Jane, I’ll be Continue Reading
Knights of Badassdom: LARPing for Keeps
Let’s get one thing out of the way. For a movie about LARPing, Knights of Badassdom could have gone so wrong. I mean, it does go wrong, but not in Continue Reading
10 Cloverfield Lane: The Address You’ll Never Leave
Because Bad Robot films are super cereal about insisting that moviegoers avoid spoilers for their films, I’ll put the rest of my spoiler-y review of 10 Cloverfield Continue Reading
Civil War vs. Dawn of Justice: Who Cares??
Let me preface Civil War vs. Dawn of Justice: Who Cares?? with saying that I care about both movies – and have strong opinions about Continue Reading
He Never Died: There’s Something About Henry
Jack’s been in a rut lately. He sleeps, gets up, watches TV, sleeps some more, eats dinner at the nearby diner, sleeps, plays bingo and Continue Reading
Hellboy: Hell is a PG-13 Rating
Let’s get my biggest pet peeve out of the way: Hellboy isn’t as fast-paced as either I or Netflix remembers. When I first saw Hellboy closer to its 2004 Continue Reading
Pontypool: Unspeakable Words
Small towns. Does anyone really like them, or are they just places to escape from? I grew up in a town of 9,000; it had Continue Reading
The Voices in My Head
Ryan Reynolds scares me. I know he’s Canadian, and in reality I’m sure he’s a pretty nice guy. After seeing him dismember, decapitate and disembowel Continue Reading
Timer: Countdown to Love
It’s always tough for actors when a beloved series ends its run. What do they do afterward? What’s the next project? Should they jump to Continue Reading
Mockingjay Part 2: Hush Little Baby
Let’s do the math. If Mockingjay: Part 1 and Mockingjay Part: 2 were one film, it’d have a running time of 260 minutes, nearly four-and-a-half hours of material. If you’re Continue Reading
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Silliness
Blame bad timing. Stuck in development hell for five years, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was released a week before fellow dev. hell project Deadpool. While the latter movie has Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 13, Finale
Warning: Spoiler-y Spoilers As I’m writing my final thoughts on Season One of Jessica Jones, it’s the end of January and the show has just been Continue Reading
Deadpool – The Dorkadia movie review
I’m just going to come out and say it: Deadpool is a role made for Ryan Reynolds. Again. But this time with talking. The merc Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 11
For all the intensity Jessica Jones puts out, there are episodes that feature more stillness than most. Chances where the story gets the chance to breathe and Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 10
I know I’ve been harping on the intensity of the last several Jessica Jones episodes, but with good reason, I feel. From episode 7 on Jessica’s attempts Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 9
Once the gloves come off, they stay off, at least in Jessica Jones’ world. Episode 9 “AKA Sin Bin” takes the intensity of the last Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 8
It finally happened. Eight episodes in and Jessica Jones finally calls the trauma she suffered at Kilgrave’s hands what it was: rape. Only Kilgrave doesn’t see it Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 7
This episode changes everything. Jessica Jones episode 7 “AKA Top Shelf Perverts” is the proverbial point of no return. This episode isn’t for the squeamish. It contains Continue Reading
Not Binging Jessica Jones: Episode 6
I must admit, I took a break from watching Jessica Jones. While it’s some of the best television currently out there, it’s too dark for the holiday Continue Reading