Pontypool: Unspeakable Words
Small towns. Does anyone really like them, or are they just places to escape from? I grew up in a town of 9,000; it had Continue Reading
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The Voices in My Head
Ryan Reynolds scares me. I know he’s Canadian, and in reality I’m sure he’s a pretty nice guy. After seeing him dismember, decapitate and disembowel Continue Reading
Timer: Countdown to Love
It’s always tough for actors when a beloved series ends its run. What do they do afterward? What’s the next project? Should they jump to Continue Reading
Mockingjay Part 2: Hush Little Baby
Let’s do the math. If Mockingjay: Part 1 and Mockingjay Part: 2 were one film, it’d have a running time of 260 minutes, nearly four-and-a-half hours of material. If you’re Continue Reading
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Silliness
Blame bad timing. Stuck in development hell for five years, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was released a week before fellow dev. hell project Deadpool. While the latter movie has Continue Reading
Deadpool – The Dorkadia movie review
I’m just going to come out and say it: Deadpool is a role made for Ryan Reynolds. Again. But this time with talking. The merc Continue Reading
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (Spoiler-free)
Having now seen Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, I’m left wondering how in the world I could possibly write a spoiler-free review. The first Continue Reading
Justice League: Gods and Monsters
Justice League: Gods and Monsters was a big ole swing and a miss for me. As much of a fan girl as I am for Continue Reading
Mad Max: Furiosa Road
This movie. …I mean, holy shit. THIS MOVIE. Let me back up. I haven’t seen any of the Mel Gibson Mad Max movies. Never got around to Continue Reading
Avengers: Age of Ultron
It’s been two weeks since Avengers: Age of Ultron dropped in movie theaters. In that time, AOU has grossed $1 billion worldwide, fans and critics have criticized Continue Reading
RiffTrax and The Room
I’ve already written more about The Room than I ever wanted to. When I watched the film for a Way Too Late review back in March, I had Continue Reading
A Tale of Three Carries
Girl throws tampons at other girl, girl asks boy to take other girl to the prom, other girl gets pig blood dumped on her head, Continue Reading
50 Shades of Pretty Woman
Pre-tl;dr: Yea this movie is bad, but with a few tweaks it could have been good. Even so, it isn’t the painful-to-watch monstrosity the source Continue Reading
Throne of Atlantis
Along side my well known fear of zombies and my love of Batman, we often joke about my defending Aquaman as a superhero that deserves Continue Reading
A Way Too Late Year in Review
It’s been a great year for movies, past and present. One of my favorite things about reviewing old movies is looking at old favorites as well Continue Reading
Horns, starring Daniel Radcliffe and the misty Pacific Northwest
A better movie than its Rotten tomatoes score suggests, Horns has more story and characterization than most horror flicks, making it a very enjoyable watch. Fun fact: my Continue Reading
Total Recall: Too Much Lens Flare and Not Enough of John Cho’s Hair
Total Recall reboot. Let’s face it, you already have an opinion. Whether you’ve seen it or not you probably already know how you feel about this Continue Reading
The Punisher (Dolph Lundgren edition)
Shake the dust off that laserdisc, pour a glass of beer in your Howard the Duck commemorative mug, and watch the body count stack up. The year was Continue Reading
Dirty, Sexy, Bloody Pom Poms
Whether you watch 80’s horror flicks for the T&A, the camp factor, or Leif Garrett, this film has you covered. One of the joys of Continue Reading
Sin City: A Dame Worth Waiting For?
Is nine years too long to wait for a sequel? 2005 seems like an eternity ago. George Bush was into his second term as president. Continue Reading
Blindness is Intense and Brilliant
Few movies demand to be described as lyrical as this one does… Several months ago while going through a box of books I found a Continue Reading